im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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