Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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