ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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