And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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