Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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