How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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