Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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