it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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