He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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