You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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