its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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