I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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