will power is for people who don't want to get laid
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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