Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My penis needs a shock collar
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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