Christians are straight up FREAKS
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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