i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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