Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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