Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im holly from the hills drunk
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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