i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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