Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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