I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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