I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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