This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?