I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.