The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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