I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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