I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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