therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We talked him into tasing himself.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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