And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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