I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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