hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She bit a glass in half.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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