so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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