She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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