Whoa Z and x make the same sound
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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