when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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