...so i touched it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Randomize
