She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
