It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Small penises have feelings too.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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