Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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