My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
