its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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