I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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