What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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