You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
FUCK WHALES
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