Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
