And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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