Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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