so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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