I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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