I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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