yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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