just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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