HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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