how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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