is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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