ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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