There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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