i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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