you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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