It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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