Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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