I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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