Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
you had me at cake vodka
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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